Welcome to my van!

"When the moon waxes full, we, the shaven, fill up our Metrocards, because on this night of all nights, our vans are infested with a deadly inconvenience."
-The Lead Character, My Big Fat Greek Wedding

This is the online home of New York based writer, stand-up comedian, sketch performer, and musician Nate Kushner.
For booking and just to chat and catch up, hit me at nate.kushner AT gmail DOT com

Upcoming Igloos Shows! Tour dates

 

‘Sex Box,’ a reality show where people have sex in a box on TV, is a real thing for 2015

chrisreblogs:

Nothing is so erotic as having sex in a box with a live studio audience outside and knowing that right after sex you have to talk about it with a therapist.

weirdvintage:

"McClain’s Sweat Collars will make any horse laugh," late 19th century trade card advertisement (via)

weirdvintage:

"McClain’s Sweat Collars will make any horse laugh," late 19th century trade card advertisement (via)

Google Reader, you were loved. Thanks, feedly.

Google Reader, you were loved. Thanks, feedly.

@FitToBeChamp vs @fatumaalii

anagramatron:



jnicolon:

Hey guys, I finally got around editing my acting reel. I would really like if you could give me some notes. 

What am I going to do, NOT string my orange guitar with blinding neon green strings? I’M NOT A MONSTER.

What am I going to do, NOT string my orange guitar with blinding neon green strings? I’M NOT A MONSTER.

Everything I know about computers I learned retroactively from this Bill Gates impersonator.

michelleakin:

Perfect. #igloos #rehearsal #talls #smalls

It’s happening! Come to Lit Lounge (93 2nd Ave between 5th and 6th streets), this Thursday, the 24th. Igloos are on at 9. We can’t be bargained with. We can’t be reasoned with. We don’t feel pity or remorse. And we absolutely will not stop, ever, until your socks are totally rocked off.

michelleakin:

Perfect. #igloos #rehearsal #talls #smalls

It’s happening! Come to Lit Lounge (93 2nd Ave between 5th and 6th streets), this Thursday, the 24th. Igloos are on at 9. We can’t be bargained with. We can’t be reasoned with. We don’t feel pity or remorse. And we absolutely will not stop, ever, until your socks are totally rocked off.

I’m so excited about the possibility of a Stardust action figure that I might just shoot specialized rays.
Click here for a little hint of why I love this dumb character.

I’m so excited about the possibility of a Stardust action figure that I might just shoot specialized rays.

Click here for a little hint of why I love this dumb character.

The second rock concert I went to as a kid was an epic, gloriously 90s triple bill of Screaming Trees, Soul Asylum, and the Spin Doctors. I think If I’ve done my detective work correctly, this was literally Soul Asylum’s set from that night. My dad held my eyes open for this.