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“For in my opinion I’m not capable of it.” Chastity FTW!
Plato’s Republic
“It was as if Calvin, along with King David or another psalmist, was speaking to us in the present moment: alive, engaged, and powerfully pastoral.”
hahahahahaha
“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)
”Gee, it would be nice to be a bird!”
-Snoopy from the April 14, 1957 strip of Peanuts, in a collection published by Fantagraphics.
Bellingham’s Stimulating Onguent for the Hair & Whiskers, ca 1870
DO YOU WANT WHISKERS?
BITCH, DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING WHISKERS OR NOT?
MOTHERFUCKER HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING ASK YOU - DO YOU WANT A MOUSTACHE?!
You can tell from the typo in line 5 that this was from before Apple-V was invented.
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Brian Eno - Baby’s On Fire
It is my belief that everyone should own Here Come The Warm Jets.
It is my belief that Brian Eno’s Ben and Jerry’s flavor would be called “Here Comes the Hot Fudge.”
“I’m Gonna Spend my Christmas with a Dalek” by The Go-Go’s UK (1964)
I’m gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek
Missed bringing up essential holiday music by an hour for myself. Hm.
Still.
Because if there’s going to be a novelty Dalek song, it should probably also be a novelty Christmas song.
Merry Christmas! This is a parody of/logical sequel to “The Christmas Shoes” by NewSong. Because obviously that kid or his dad would be back in the store trying to return the shoes a few days after the events of “The Christmas Shoes,” right?
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Dan Chamberlain & Brandon Scott Jones Feat. Mariah Carey - “All I Want For Christmas (The Christmas Shoes Remix)”
Two years old, this remains the best idea Brandon and I have ever had- besides From Ruben to Clay, Fleyrm, and that show that was 30 minutes of us trying not to eat a cake. MERRY CHRISTMAS SHOES, EVERYBODY!
