I found this on the ground on the playground that’s across the street from where I live. A standard kid’s hand-made Christmas card on 8.5 by 11 construction paper. Here’s what the front looked like:
And the back:
I don’t know if this is Santa Claus, or Dr. Wily, or a self-portrait of the kid in a Christmas hat. But, you know, it’s kid art, so it’s going to be shitty. Sorry, “A.V,” but you draw like a child. A shitty child who is made of shit inside.
The inside was blank, so I wrote in it:
I found this on the ground on a playground I was passing by, and thought that it summed up my feelings on the matter quite concisely.
What the front says,
So yeah, I’m going to mail that to my mom. Like ZZ top, I am a recycler.