July 2010
13 posts
“Why are you so skinny?!?!?”
– I have been asked many variations of this question all week, by about six different people. It’s interesting how when you’re losing weight, you can hit some threshold where everyone notices at the same time.
Anyway…why am I so skinny? BECAUSE I LEFT EVERYTHING ON THE STAGE DURING...
Igloos? Igloos.
Bear witness, ye, to the debut of a new rock band that will finally succeed in turning the attention of the music press to the heretofore under-reported Borough of Brooklyn! It’s Igloos. WHAT THE FUCK IS A IGLOOS?!?!?! Igloos are: a noisy, Lo-fi, awkwardcore, power pop party band w ith lyrics so transgressively silly and inane that it loops back around and becomes punk rock again....
Goddamnit. God-fucking-damnit.
I write like Dan Brown
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Motherfucker. (Courtesy of I write like.)
Imagine this with a rock and roll soundtrack!
Presto, you now know what the Law of the Sea show is going to be like at Bar Matchless!
