April 2011
15 posts
The Ground Williams Show: Celebrate Quatro De Mayo... →
mattlittle: Stop going to unfunny people’s shows and come to ours. groundwilliams: A wise man once said “Let’s get drunk a day before all those Americans; that way, we’ll sleep through their stupid horseshit on Cinco De Mayo.” That man was Warren Buffett. He won’t be there on Wednesday, but these amazing comics will: Boris Khaykin Frank Liotti Jack Carter David…
Apr 29th
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“We’ve decided what the world needs now is another pair of Zubaz and this...”
– Zubaz.com. (The use of past tense in the copy is a little bit heartbreaking here.)
Apr 29th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
“On the beach every night to an Undisclosed Location in one of the less acid. I...”
– Lyrics from a successful Igloos songwriting session this weekend, courtesy of Bad Translator
Apr 18th
Currently forming an exploratory committee for...
If you want in, send me a note with your size to the e-mail address in the right-hand sidebar. My prediction is that we will have a quantity sufficient to bring the price down in the neighborhood of $15. Possibly a lot less, and definitely not more than $20.
Apr 15th
Show nuff.
UPCOMING SHOWS Thursday, 4/21 at 8PM: Stand-up at Supercream Supreme! At Royal Oak, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn Friday, 6/3 at 9 PM: Rock and Roll with Igloos at Fontana’s 105 Eldridge St, Manhattan. (This show is your special chance to be a part of an upcoming CD by singing along with “You’re Foxy or You’re Fucked”!) Saturday, 6/25 at midnight Rock and Roll with...
Apr 15th
ryeisenberg: You know you’re on a tiny plane when you’re in row 6 and that’s halfway back the plane. Eek. I could not help imagining an alternate future where Jeff Foxworthy had made a career out of telling “You might be on a tiny plane…” jokes.
Apr 14th
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“Phlegmwatch: 7 AM: B9CC99, 5 PM: D9DC94. Compare to yesterday: EFB33F, and...”
– My grossest tweet ever.
Apr 12th
Coming soon...
dollarbinrecordreviews.tumblr.com Wherein I review actual LPs I have purchased out of dollar bins. Snaps, pops, dust, and all.
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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The Ground Williams Show: Ground Williams is back... →
Oh, HELL yeah. mattlittle: groundwilliams: OH NO GREAT NEWS! Ground Williams is back in the Royal Oak this Wednesday April 6! Our lineup is like a grand slam of comedy: -Nick Vatterott (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) -Sean Donnelly (Lil’ Seany Boy Show, Don’t Touch Me There) -Amber Nelson (UCB Theatre) -Jake Young (New York Comic Con) -Kara Klenk (Spike TV) Plus our audience will be...
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!: Got pulled over on... →
healywu: I had one third of a cider two hours before driving back to the hotel, but the cop was convinced I was drunk because I kept failing the drunk tests out of Extreme Nervousness. He brought me back to the car and almost gave me a BAC test (or whatever it’s called?) but I managed to save myself by… Oh my god, I also once got pulled over or a DUI. I failed the balance tests due to...
Apr 2nd