Nate Kushner's Van Full Of Werewolves

May 16

Top Ten Weird Ways Leonardo Dicaprio as Jay Gatsby calls Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway “Old Sport.”

  1. Aul Sport
  2. Old Spoit
  3. Ohlspurt
  4. Owl Squirt
  5. Ole Spat
  6. My pal Foot-foot
  7. Cold Sportch
  8. Ode Squirrel
  9. Odd Spore
  10. New Sport

May 15

Does this face know that where its tongue is corresponds to near where balls probably are? (If worn. Obviously this is if worn.) (Thanks lowinterest)

Does this face know that where its tongue is corresponds to near where balls probably are? (If worn. Obviously this is if worn.)

(Thanks lowinterest)

May 13

best joke ever.

tinyinsanepeople:

VIOLET: Knock knock.

ME: Who’s there?

VIOLET: Interrupting Seinfeld.

ME: Interrupting Seinfel-

VIOLET: WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT??

May 10

brotherbrain: Jeopardy! (SNES) GameTek 1992. Someday.

brotherbrain:

Jeopardy! (SNES) GameTek 1992.

Someday.

May 07

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May 02

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Apr 30

Apr 18

twitterthecomic: being gay is unnatural & wrong [an aide comes next to me & whispers in my ear] ive just been informed that being gay doesnt mean hating dogs — Stepheñ (@JevenSteakobson) April 16, 2013

twitterthecomic:

being gay is unnatural & wrong [an aide comes next to me & whispers in my ear] ive just been informed that being gay doesnt mean hating dogs

— Stepheñ (@JevenSteakobson)
April 16, 2013

Apr 16

There are 36 “That Eliminates All Speech From Most of the Team” Tuesdays left in the year.

Enjoy each “That Eliminates All Speech From Most of the Team” Tuesday as if it was your last “That Eliminates All Speech From Most of the Team” Tuesday.

Apr 15

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