Nate Kushner's Van Full Of Werewolves
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“For in my opinion I’m not capable of it.” Chastity FTW!
Plato’s Republic

“It was as if Calvin, along with King David or another psalmist, was speaking to us in the present moment: alive, engaged, and powerfully pastoral.”
hahahahahaha

“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)

 ”Gee, it would be nice to be a bird!”
-Snoopy from the April 14, 1957 strip of Peanuts, in a collection published by Fantagraphics.

chrisreblogs:

shortbreadsh:

jaycechandler:

“For in my opinion I’m not capable of it.” Chastity FTW!

Plato’s Republic

“It was as if Calvin, along with King David or another psalmist, was speaking to us in the present moment: alive, engaged, and powerfully pastoral.”

hahahahahaha

“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)

 ”Gee, it would be nice to be a bird!”

-Snoopy from the April 14, 1957 strip of Peanuts, in a collection published by Fantagraphics.

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