I’m accepting new clients for my small business at fiverr.com
For a one-time payment of $5, I will provide you with three different dumb ways to mispronounce your name. This package includes a listing of the three mispronunciations, and access to a high-quality mp3 of me pronouncing the names. You can use these to confuse loved ones, telemarketers, and local and state police. These new names come with no strings attached; you can do whatever you wish with them, though to make a name change fully legal, you may want to check with your local state or county government.
Please contact me for details, or follow this link to purchase the service. This is real.
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